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Who is never hungry
at Christmas?
The turkey
- he's always stuffed
What goes Oh! oh! oh!
Santa walking backwards
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What king is the childrens favourite at Christmas time?
A Stocking
What's
the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want!
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What's brown and sneaks around the kitchen at Christmas?
Mince Spies
How does Jack Frost travel to work?
By Icicle
Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because
it's Decembrrrrrrr
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitus
How does Good King
Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep
pan, crisp and even
What do Santa's helpers learn at school? The elf-abet! from Lily, Greenfield
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What did one chimney
say to the other chimney? Your
too young to smoke!
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet!
What did the pack of walkers say to the skips? Merry Crispmass
What did Mrs Claus say to Santa when she looked out of the window? I can see reindeer! from Lily, Greenfield
Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole? Because your teeth chatter
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